The Lazenich Project

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:06:59 GMT

I farted.

Here's the twist: I didn't. April Fool's.

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:03:47 GMT

IS THIS THE INEVITABLE FATE OF A SNOWMAN IN BROWN'S BRITAIN?

Of course, it's harder on the survivors, mutant horrors that they are.

#3 in a series in banal observations!

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:06:55 GMT

EDWARD CULLEN IS SO DREAMY ^_____________________________%

#2 in a series of banal observations!

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:09:29 GMT

Russell T Davies has some of the same problems with writing that I have, but at least I'm not Welsh.

#1 in a series of banal observations!

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:42:53 GMT

Today I saw a lady with a bag saying "I [HEART] MY SPACE" on it. I'm not sure if she was especially enthusiastic about internet-based social networking or just taking a stand against frotteurism.

that time again

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:31:41 GMT

The smell of cat urine is bad, but for me it also brings back pleasant childhood memories of Jurassic Park. I guess what I'm trying to say is... that, really.

What positive feelings does cat urine engender in you?

he's got a crown and everything

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:13:15 GMT

ghost on a motorbike

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:21:52 GMT

I don't understand how Asimov managed to overlook "destroy Sonic the Hedgehog" as the obvious Fourth Law of Robotics.

LEEEEET'S GET READY FOR FORMAL UNEMPLOOOOYMENT

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:40:39 GMT

The things you have to dispose of when you're clearing out the offices of a rail company, they're... they're not like normal things.

Also, can you believe that somebody threw away a perfectly good Sectional Appendix to the Working Timetable and books of Rules & Regulations? What a world we live in.

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:42:45 GMT

It's probably a good thing that I'm leaving this job before the name 'Dave Pringle' ceases to be hilarious, anyway.

There's a place where you can go, YOU KNOW.

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:45:26 GMT

This Livejournal is now home to my 100% UNOFFICIAL 'DR. ZITBAG'S TRANSYLVANIA PET SHOP' FANSITE.

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:34:24 GMT

There's more of holodeck than of Hallowe'en about you, whatever you are!

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:50:05 GMT

So, I finally decided to get a Livejournal.