The Lazenich Project

lazenich @ 2009-04-01T01:06:00

2009-04-01T00:06:59Z

I farted.

Here's the twist: I didn't. April Fool's.

lazenich @ 2009-02-05T00:03:00

2009-02-05T00:03:47Z

IS THIS THE INEVITABLE FATE OF A SNOWMAN IN BROWN'S BRITAIN?

Of course, it's harder on the survivors, mutant horrors that they are.

#3 in a series in banal observations!

2008-12-20T02:06:55Z

EDWARD CULLEN IS SO DREAMY ^_____________________________%

#2 in a series of banal observations!

2008-12-19T03:09:29Z

Russell T Davies has some of the same problems with writing that I have, but at least I'm not Welsh.

#1 in a series of banal observations!

2008-12-18T00:42:53Z

Today I saw a lady with a bag saying "I [HEART] MY SPACE" on it. I'm not sure if she was especially enthusiastic about internet-based social networking or just taking a stand against frotteurism.

that time again

2008-04-30T23:31:41Z

The smell of cat urine is bad, but for me it also brings back pleasant childhood memories of Jurassic Park. I guess what I'm trying to say is... that, really.

What positive feelings does cat urine engender in you?

he's got a crown and everything

2008-04-25T01:13:15Z

ghost on a motorbike

lazenich @ 2008-02-03T20:19:00

2008-02-03T20:21:52Z

I don't understand how Asimov managed to overlook "destroy Sonic the Hedgehog" as the obvious Fourth Law of Robotics.

LEEEEET'S GET READY FOR FORMAL UNEMPLOOOOYMENT

2008-02-01T20:40:39Z

The things you have to dispose of when you're clearing out the offices of a rail company, they're... they're not like normal things.

Also, can you believe that somebody threw away a perfectly good Sectional Appendix to the Working Timetable and books of Rules & Regulations? What a world we live in.

lazenich @ 2008-01-25T16:41:00

2008-01-25T16:42:45Z

It's probably a good thing that I'm leaving this job before the name 'Dave Pringle' ceases to be hilarious, anyway.

There's a place where you can go, YOU KNOW.

2008-01-20T03:45:26Z

This Livejournal is now home to my 100% UNOFFICIAL 'DR. ZITBAG'S TRANSYLVANIA PET SHOP' FANSITE.

lazenich @ 2007-12-24T19:25:00

2007-12-24T19:34:24Z

There's more of holodeck than of Hallowe'en about you, whatever you are!

lazenich @ 2007-11-25T17:43:00

2007-11-25T17:50:05Z

So, I finally decided to get a Livejournal.