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I farted.
Here's the twist: I didn't. April Fool's.
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[05 Feb 2009|12:03am] |
IS THIS THE INEVITABLE FATE OF A SNOWMAN IN BROWN'S BRITAIN?

Of course, it's harder on the survivors, mutant horrors that they are.
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[18 Dec 2008|12:42am] |
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Today I saw a lady with a bag saying "I [HEART] MY SPACE" on it. I'm not sure if she was especially enthusiastic about internet-based social networking or just taking a stand against frotteurism.
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[01 May 2008|12:29am] |
The smell of cat urine is bad, but for me it also brings back pleasant childhood memories of Jurassic Park. I guess what I'm trying to say is... that, really.
What positive feelings does cat urine engender in you?
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[03 Feb 2008|08:19pm] |
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I don't understand how Asimov managed to overlook "destroy Sonic the Hedgehog" as the obvious Fourth Law of Robotics.
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[25 Jan 2008|04:41pm] |
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It's probably a good thing that I'm leaving this job before the name 'Dave Pringle' ceases to be hilarious, anyway.
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[24 Dec 2007|07:25pm] |
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 There's more of holodeck than of Hallowe'en about you, whatever you are!
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[25 Nov 2007|05:43pm] |
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So, I finally decided to get a Livejournal.
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